1. ‘Did I accidentally leave the gas on before leaving the house?’
2. Imagining their loved ones lying dead in a ditch when they don’t answer their phones.
3. What if that long-legged skank is putting the moves on my boyfriend this very second. I know I’m right about her!
4. Constantly pulling down her top because everyone must be obviously staring at her butt crack!
5. He’s good-looking, nice and he loves me- something’s gotta be wrong, right?!!
6. On a first date she wonders- “Is he going to pay the bill?’, ‘Should I let him pay the bill or should I suggest splitting it?’, ‘Would it be rude if I offer to pay?, “Would it be rude If I don’t offer to pay?’, ‘Will I look like a cheapskate if I let him pay?’!!
7. I told him that if I die first then I would want him to move on, but what if he actually does??? How could he do that to me?!!! Screen Shot 2014-04-02 at 4.39.01 pm
8. Ugg! I hate hairfall! What if I go bald in a couple of years? Shit, better start oiling it from tonight!
9. My mother-in-law is very sweet to me, but I know she secretly hates me, no one is THAT nice!
10. I shouldn’t have put up this bloody selfie, I look so slutty. What if it resurfaces on a porn site? What will my mom say?
11. Crap! I didn’t notice this tiny armpit hair, what if someone sees it? Nevermind, I won’t lift my arms for the rest of the day.
12. He just gave me a weird look, Oh My God is my breath reeking?!!!!
13. I hope I’m wearing lacey La Perla undies when I die and not my period, granny panties!
14. How could someone so horrid have a rich husband and a fab body? Life is SO unfair!
15. God, it’s so hot today. Do they know that smell is coming from me?
16. He says he loves my body but how can he be happy with love handles and flabby thighs when he spends so much time with his rake-thin childhood friend, Anushka? fat
17. I have a round butt but is it sexy like Beyonce or is it just plain fat?
18. God please don’t let me get a zit before the party, especially not one on my nose.
19. Can everyone see how difficult I’m finding it to walk in these heels?
20. Why did I have to bump into him today?! It’s so humid, my hair probably looks as frizzy as a lion’s mane.
21. I knew I should never have worn peep-toes, now the world can see my abnormally large toe.
22. Being a bad mom. What If I accidentally leave my baby in the mall?
23. Stalking her guy’s ‘last seen’ on Whatsapp and wondering who he’s constantly talking to?
24. Do my boobs look too small/saggy in this top? I knew I should have splurged on that luxury push-up bra.
25. I wish I could have stopped at the salon on the way. Now everyone will think I have 4 eyebrows instead of 2? CLICK HERE TO SEE MORE
