Saturday, 14 February 2015
THESE ARE THE BEST FOODS TO USE DURING S'EX!!
1.Whipped Cream
Cliché with good reason, whipped cream is ideal for its sweet taste, easy application and seductive, signature sound. Simply apply the whipped cream to any part of your lover’s body, and enjoy the removal process with the assurance that it won’t melt.
2.Peanut Butter
Packed with as much protein as possibilities, peanut butter can be playfully scooped and sensually applied with the finessed flick of a finger. After application, near your finger to your partner’s lips, encouraging them to taste you before you taste them. Unlike its jellied companion, peanut butter won’t run as your bodies move.
3.Ice Cubes
When it comes to frozen treats, keep the gelato and popsicles on ice. If you’re looking to get icy and spicy, stick to plain-water cubed ice—they won’t leave your skin sticky or mess up those sheets. In addition, the cold sensation of ice followed by the warmth of your mouth will send shivers up their spine.
4.Granulated Sugar
Synonymously sweet and easy to sprinkle, a light lick of your partner’s skin proves to be the perfect adhesive for a few sugar crystals. Optimal bodily areas to (lightly) dust with sugar include your lover’s neck, the inside of the thighs and around the breasts. Don’t go overboard though, as doing so could lead to a grainy ‘sandy sheets’ feeling.
5.Fruit
We all remember our teenage days of playing “pass the ice cube” whilst kissing. Recapturing the playfulness of this game in adulthood, we recommend using fruit—especially cherries, grapes and strawberries. Start with a piece of fruit in your mouth and passionately pass it to your partner, savoring both the taste and the experience. The rule of thumb for bringing food and beverage into the bedroom is to avoid sticky situations and keep it clean and sweet. But remember, while some foods have playful properties, others have very real libido boosting powers.
SEXY CITIZEN TV NEWS ANCHOR LILIAN MULI CAUSES A FREAKY ACCIDENT ALONG KILELESHWA BY PASS.....SHE WAS DEAD DRUNK!!!
Beautiful Citizen TV prime time news presenter Lilian Muli nearly caused a freaky accident along Nairobi city's Kileleshwa by pass. According to the story that run on Mpasho the inebriated Muli was over -speeding when she lost control of the Audi Q7 she was driving after hitting a bump.
The 10Pm incident quickly attracted curious onlookers turned paparazzi who shared the details with the blog. She got out of the car and became hysterical after assessing the damage on the red Audi. A man in a Range Rover reportedly came to her rescue after she called him.
Below is what an eye witness said;
“Lilian Muli was dead drunk and was speeding. Her car a red one hit a bump and she went flying to the pavement.She came out and started running like a mad person.We had to calm her down.She called a guy who came in a blue range rover sport allegedly a big shot in Multichoice. He calmed her down.It is said the guy was waiting for her a kilometer from the scene.Her car was later towed before police came.”
HILARIOUS THINGS AN AVERAGE MAN THINKS WHEN HE IS GETTING DOWN ON YOU....HAHAA CRAZY STUFF!!
1. I should have looked up "cli.toris" on Wikipedia before this whole thing started.
2. Is she still watching TV? I can't tell if her eyes are closed or if she's still watching Conan...wait, is she looking at me? No, her eyes are closed. Are they? Yeah. Wait, no?
3. Does she want me to touch her b0.0bs? I think I can reach her b0.0bs from here. Nope, I can't. I'm just kind of awkwardly clawing at her rib cage. Abort.
4. Oh, f.ck. I have to cough. Will she notice if I cough directly into her v@gina? No, don't run the risk. Suppress it, dude.
5. Dammit, she did want me to touch her b0.0bs. Now she's touching her own b0.0bs. Wait, this is awesome. STOP STARING AND KEEP GOING.
6. Are we going to have s3x soon? (Full disclosure, this one is pretty much being thought the whole time. It's also being thought when a man isn't giving 0.ral, like when he's engaging you in casual conversation, or eating a hot dog, or sleeping. Men are thinking this about every woman they come into casual contact with all day).
7. Whatever happened to Ashanti? Is she still making music? I have to remember to Google her later.
8.My beard is going to smell like v@gina later. I think I'm ok with this. I know I'm ok with this. (NOTE: This only pertains to men with beards)
9. Lying on my stomach with an erection isn't ideal. Where the f.ck do I put my d.ick right now? Ok, I'm going to try to just point it down...nope. Everything happening to my d.ick is awful right now. Would she notice if I cut a hole in her mattress and made myself a cock burrow?
10. I STILL CAN'T TELL IF YOUR EYES ARE CLOSED FROM THIS ANGLE. ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME? SHOULD I WINK OR SOME SHIT?
11. Ok, she's arching her back. Her right leg is twitching. I'm the f.cking man right now. Don't lose focus. Do not forget to look up Ashanti's career trajectory later.
12. SHE IS LITERALLY CRUSHING MY HEAD WITH HER THIGHS WHERE DID SHE GET THIS STRENGTH FROM SHE IS PUSHING MY HEAD INTO HER v@gina IF THIS IS HOW I AM GOING TO DIE THEN SO BE IT I WILL LEAVE THIS WORLD AS I CAME INTO IT
13. She came? Yeah. Yeah? Ok, yeah. I'm allowed up now.
14. Alright, I'm going to wait for about two seconds and then just try and put my p3nis in her v@gina. No fear.
ELIZABETH IRUNGU GOES COMPLETELY N'AKED ON VALENTINES DAY
EXPOSED:CHURCHILL SHOW'S SLEEPY DAVID IS IN BIG TROUBLE....THE LADY HE CHIPS FUNGAD IS NOW PREGNANT FOR HIM!!!
Kiss FM hosted churchill show comedians sleepy David and owago onyiro,they were discussing there upcoming event #Nzitokidogo when a lady called in live and blasted sleepy David for being a bad guy and a pretender having chips fungad her and chased her out of the hotel room at 3AM after hours of marathon s'ex.
The lady claimed she was already pregnant for him and that she wanted sleepy David to take full responsibility and take care of her and their unborn child..She shocked the Kiss FM listeners s sleepy David was lost of words but he was so much relieved to be told that it was all a prank!!
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Friday, 13 February 2015
SOCIALITE HUDDAH MONROE SHAKES IT TO ERICK OMONDI WHO HITS IT LIKE NOBODY'S BUSINESS.....SEE VIDEO!!!
Erick Omondi has been trying to promote his show that will be In Safari park this Valentines and who is better to help you promote a huge show like that other than the sexy socialite,the boss lady ,miss Huddah monroe.The two have been doing all sorts of things to get the attention of people by kissing and seriously grinding each other. SEE VIDEO BELOW; CLICK HERE TO SEE ACTRESS BRENDA WAIRIMU'S ADORABLE NEWBORN BABY
ACTRESS BRENDA WAIRIMU AND JULIANI'S NEW BORN BABY IS TOTALLY ADORABLE...SEE PICS!!
Actress Brenda Wairimu and Juliani are the latest parents in town,the celebrity couple welcomed their newborn baby this month and the baby is such a cute little angel ;
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Thursday, 12 February 2015
BREAKING NEWS:BREAK THROUGH AT LAST.....THE ASSASSIN THAT KILLED GEORGE MUCHAI ARRESTED IN LIMURU!!!!
Break through at last as police detectives have something to boast about when it comes to investigating the murder of the late Kabete MP George Muchai.Having received much banter from Kenyans for their sham investigations,police have arrested a suspect believed to be among those who assassinated the late Kabete MP, his two bodyguards and driver.
The suspect, a 40-year old resident of Limuru, was arrested in Kamandura in Limuru by detectives from Nairobi drawn from Flying Squad and CID, who alleged that they have crucial evidence that he was among the assassins who killed Muchai and his aides.
The place where the suspect was arrested is the same spot where the two carjacked women were abandoned and their car used for the killing of Muchai and bodyguards. The car was later recovered at Ndeiya, about four kilometres away.
The detectives are squeezing more information from the suspect that may lead to the arrest of all the other killers and their masters.
The police narrowed down on the suspect relying on preliminary results from the fingerprints found on the vehicle that was used for the attack, and the ballistic results from the spent cartridge recovered from the scene of crime.
He will have it rough really if he turns out to be the one...
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CURVY LADY WITH A MONSTER BOOTY TRIES TO SEDUCE A PASTOR IN HIS OFFICE BY LIFTING UP HER SKIRT.....WHAT HAPPENED NEXT WILL SHOCK YOU!!(VIDEO)
Pastors are faced with many challenges from the allure of conning his followers of their money to the temptation of sleeping with beautiful girls or married women.Prostitutes are now targeting them because they know these guys are loaded with lots of cash and weak pastors will fall for this trap.
In the video below a sexy lady tries to seduce a pastor by lifting her skirt to show him what she got beneath her thighs and what happened next will shock you;
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THIS IS SO INHUMAN:CHINESE PARENTS CHAIN THEIR SON LIKE A DOG!!!
An 11-year-old boy is chained up by his family in the eastern coastal province of Zhejiang in China. His family said the boy injured his head when he was one year old and started suffering from mental disorders.
According to family, they had no choice but to restrain him on chains as he had a tendency to attack those around him.
Zili's lives with his physically disabled grandfather and his intellectually handicapped father, who did not want to be named. The boy's mother died of cancer.
The story of He Zili is a shocking example of how mental disorders are dealt with in rural China. Statistics released this year by China's National Center for Mental Health showed that as of the year of 2009, 100 million Chinese suffered from mental health problems with more than 160 million citizens afflicted with serious mental illnesses such as schizophrenia and paranoid psychosis. Such figures indicate that one in every 13 Chinese in 2009 had a mental health problem.
Back in the 1950s, the reported ratio of Chinese adults suffering from mental illness was just 2.7 per cent, or one in every 37 Chinese citizens. Worldwide, there are four psychiatrists and thirteen nurses for every 100,000 people. In China, the ratio drops to 1.5 psychiatrists and 2.2 nurses per 100,000.
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SHOCKER:PRESIDENT UHURU ORDERED THE KILLING OF KABETE MP GEORGE MUCHAI ,CLAIMS FACEBOOK BLOGGER!!!
Facebook blogger Albert Waiganjo has shocked Kenyans by sensationally claiming that it was president Uhuru himself that ordered the brutal killing of the late Kabete MP George Muchai and that the police executed the heinous act.It seems this guy's hatred for president Uhuru is now becoming too much.
Here is what he wrote;
Don't be cheated.........
UHURU KENYATTA ORDERED THE KILLING OF KABETE MP GEORGE MUCHAI (RIP). The Kenya police did not want a repeat of a Maina Njenga assassination attempt at Nyahururu in which Maina survived only by playing dead . This time the police kept guard to make sure the shot victims did not get urgent medical attention for a whole thirty minutes. Have a listen to Late Muchai's wife:
"He was bleeding. I just asked the people I was with to check if my husband was alive,” the emotionally-overwhelmed widow recalled.
She said the police officers who had already arrived at the scene kept asking everyone to move away from the vehicle, saying that detectives had to take the fingerprints of all the victims before they could be moved.
“I called the ambulances from a Nairobi hospital but they did not arrive even after thirty minutes of regular calls,” she said." ----
#DAILYNATION.
Via ALBERT WAIGANJO.
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Wednesday, 11 February 2015
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BEAUTIFUL CITIZEN TV'S TALENTED POLITICAL REPORTER JACQUE MARIBE HAS THE WORST CV......CHECK IT OUT!!
Citizen TV's talented political reporter Jacque Maribe has the worst CV,when you search her on Google the results you see are quite astonishing.
Check them out below;
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BREAKING SAD NEWS:CECILIA MWANGI'S MOTHER BRUTALLY MURDERED AND HER BODY DUMPED IN A CHICKEN HOUSE!!
Police in Kitale have launched a manhunt for the suspect in the murder of beauty queen Cecilia Mwangi’s mother at Sango Farm in Saboti Constituency of Trans Nzoia County.
The body of Mrs Sarah Mwangi, 59, was retrieved from her chicken house on Monday evening, bringing to an end a search that began late last week following her mysterious disappearance.
Kitale OCPD Jackson Mwenga said three suspects are in police custody, among them a house help, and are assisting police with investigations.
“We must get to the bottom of this matter to ascertain who has behind this act and what the motive behind it was,” said the police boss in Kitale on Wednesday.
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The family of the deceased had treated her disappearance on Thursday as a kidnapping case, but blood stains in her house pointed at a possible murder.
The long search came to an end after the smell of her decomposing body attracted them to the chicken house where they found the body covered in chicken feed.
“The mutilated body also had wire strangle marks on the neck meaning she might have been strangled,” said Mr Mwenga.
The former beauty queen, now a prominent anti-jigger campaigner, said she sensed trouble last week when she could not reach her mother on phone. This prompted her to inquire from a local pastor who broke the news of her mother’s disappearance.
“I tried calling her phone on Thursday and Friday and I could not reach her. I later came to learn that she had gone missing,” said Ms Mwangi.
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NAUGHTY MARRIED WOMAN BUSTED BY HER GATEMAN TOUCHING HERSELF PASSIONATELY....YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED NEXT(VIDEO)
A Gate man was going about his job when he decided to go and ask madam for her car keys so that he can wash her car and make it ready by the time madam is about to go out, she will find it sparkling clean.
It was on a Friday and everyone in the family had either gone to work or school.So it was only madam and the Gate man because the maid also had woken up early to go and get some groceries for the house from the market.This guy knocked on the door several times but there was no one to answer .
He would hear some sounds from her television set so the guy decided to peep through the window and what he saw will never be erased from his mind till death.
Madam's dress was up on her abdomen and she sat on her chair with her eyes closed and her thighs wide open.She touched herself passionately and she was mourning like hell....
What happened next was unbelievable:Click here to continue reading
Tuesday, 10 February 2015
CAUGHT ON CAMERA:ERICK OMONDI GIVES HUDDAH MONROE A HOT KISS...ANYTHING COOKING?
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A day after a picture of Dennis Itumbi and Jacque Maribe has been doing rounds on social media, Huddah Monroe and comedian Eric Omondi shared a video of themselves kissing, so are the two dating? Well, do not get your hopes high yet, the two were just shooting a video promo for Eric’s upcoming show. Eric will be hosting his Eric Untamed 3 show this Valentines day at the Safari Park Hotel. SEE THE VIDEO BELOW; YOU MAY ALSO LIKE: THE CONTENT IN THE BRIEFCASE THAT ASSASINS TOOK FROM THE LATE GEORGE MUCHAI IS FINALLY REVEALED...ATWOLI LINKED!!!
REVEALED:THE REAL REASON WHY THE LATE MUCHAI'S BODYGUARDS DID NOT PROTECT HIM FROM THE ASSASSIN THE KILLED THEM!!
Reports emerging indicate that the late George Muchai's body guards could have been too tired,drunk and asleep that is why when the assassin came for the mp they did not even try to fire back as they were both murdered in cold blood.
Speaking to the media yesterday ,the chairman of the parliamentary security committee and the Tiati member of parliament Asman Kamama blamed the two well trained bodyguards for sleeping on their job.He noted that the only logical explanation as to why they did not fire back is that they were either asleep in the car or too drunk considering the fact that it was around 4am in the morning and Muchai's family had a meeting all night and they were partying.
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THE CONTENT IN THE BRIEFCASE THAT ASSASINS TOOK FROM THE LATE GEORGE MUCHAI IS FINALLY REVEALED...ATWOLI LINKED!!!
The former Kabete legislature Late George Muchai was a renowned trade unionist that has been the Deputy secretary general under Atwoli. He was ousted late last year at a COTU meeting in Baringo's Lake Bogoria Spa Resort after he became too noisy. The trade unionist-cum-politician, who was known for vigour and energy, at the union fought back and accused Atwoli of being behind the loss of billions of shillings in the union.
Muchai also exposed Atwoli’s dirty dealings including having 14 accounts in Kenya and abroad, sleeping with Nairobi University girls and going to foreign trips with women using the trade union’s money.
Before he met his death, Muchai had allegedly prepared a dossier that will have exposed senior COTU officials on how they have plundered money in the last 12 years they have been office.
“The dossier will have exposed how money had been plundered in the giant trade union and how COTU has been using University students to pass their personal agendas,” an MP who requested anonymity said on Tuesday at Parliament buildings.
It is not clear whether the assassins were interested with the dossier since they escaped with his briefcase after killing him.
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OMG, SEE HOW SECRETARIES WITH BIG BEHINDS TEMPT AND TEASE THEIR BOSSES FOR FAVOURS!!!
If your wife,sister or daughter is a secretary you have to start getting worried now.Have you ever wondered why they dress to kill in those tight mini dresses?well this is for their bosses in exchange for favours.They seduce them with their big behinds and weak s'ex hungry men fall into their trap
See how this secretary with a booty to kill seduces her boss; ALSO READ:SHOCKING REVELATION:PATIENTS AT KNH HAVING S'EX WITH KNH STAFF TO CLEAR THEIR HOSPITAL BILLS!!
SHOCKING REVELATION:PATIENTS AT KNH HAVING S'EX WITH KNH STAFF TO CLEAR THEIR HOSPITAL BILLS!!
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Female patients at KNH don't want to be detained after they have been treated and are well.once discharged from hospital and they have outstanding bills they won't be able to pay,they decide to pay their way put by offering sexual services to Kenyatta National Hospital staff members.
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Sources say that it has now come a common practice for whoever wants to escape paying those bills and the most sad thing is that those bills just range from 300ksh to a few thousands.
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IS BISHOP KIUNA A PERVERT....HE FOLLOWS KENYA'S ADULT MOVIE ACTRESS FLORENCE WAMBUI!!!
What surprised and at the same time left Kenyans scratching their heads for answers is when they found out that even Bishop Allan Kiuna was following her on twitter.
Here is the evidence that Bishop Allan actually follows her;
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JUSTICE AT LAST:MEET THE THREE MEN THAT KILLED FORMER EMBAKASI MP MUGABE WERE...THEY WERE GIVEN A DEATH SENTENCE!!!
The judge ruled that the prosecution had proved that James Omondi, Wycliffe Simiyu and Paul Otieno killed Mr Were on January 29, 2008.
“Having analysed the evidence and the accused person’s decision not to ask for mercy, I sentence them to death as prescribed in law,” the Judge ruled.
Ms Mary Wamaitha, who was charged alongside the three men, escaped the death sentence after Justice Kimaru set her free saying there is nothing to link her to the former MP’s murder.
Mr Were was killed by gunmen in Woodley Estate, Nairobi shortly after the 2007 general elections.
Here are the men that killed him;
HUDDAH MONROE HAS SUDDENLY GROWN BIG HIPS WITH A THICK A$$....IS SHE USING TOXIC INJECTIONS TO BOOST HER HIPS!!
Huddah monroe had this cute little ass with a flat chest but all over sudden the lass is so curvy,she got a thick ass and bigger boobs,she can now put on a bra something that was never in her budget.What she has done to her body only God knows but this guys are crazy she might be using some injections to enhance her hips and boobs.
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