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Saturday, 29 November 2014
THIS IS HOW PROSTITUTES IN KISII SEDUCE THEIR POTENTIAL CLIENTS......MEN CAN'T ESCAPE THE TRAP!!
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ALSO SEE:THE LADY THAT WAS STRIPPED AND FINGERED IN A GITHURAI MATATU FINALLY COMES OUT
QUEST FOR BEAUTY:CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS IS THE SAME WOMAN?...THAT IS WHAT CHEMICALS AND MONEY CAN DO!!
She is married
to a Canadian oil tycoon, Sam Malin and she's a proud skin bleacher. She
shared her before and after photos with UK Daily Mail and told the
paper the reasoning behind her bleaching,Her name is Irene Major,a cameroonian model;
"When my skin is lighter, I just feel prettier. It’s a taboo subject, and people get judgmental about it, but that’s how I feel.’
"A skin-lightening regime has been part of my life practically since birth. There are many different types of African skin — from dark charcoal to a lighter version — and you grow up knowing that the lighter ladies are the prettier ones. It’s just a fact.’ she said
ALSO SEE:5 WEIRD THINGS IN MEN THAT WOMEN FIND ATTRACTIVE
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"When my skin is lighter, I just feel prettier. It’s a taboo subject, and people get judgmental about it, but that’s how I feel.’
"A skin-lightening regime has been part of my life practically since birth. There are many different types of African skin — from dark charcoal to a lighter version — and you grow up knowing that the lighter ladies are the prettier ones. It’s just a fact.’ she said
ALSO SEE:5 WEIRD THINGS IN MEN THAT WOMEN FIND ATTRACTIVE
MAN WITH SAGGED TROUSERS ESCAPES BEING STRIPPED BY WOMEN BY A WHISKER AS OTHER MEN CAME TO HIS RESCUE...SEE DETAILS!!
This guy was going about his business in Gikomba market Nairobi when a group of women attacked him and wanted to strip him.
The guy had sagged his trousers exposing his badly torn inner wear and the women felt the guy was dressed inappropriately and had to be taught a big lesson but luckily enough other men came to his rescue.
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The guy had sagged his trousers exposing his badly torn inner wear and the women felt the guy was dressed inappropriately and had to be taught a big lesson but luckily enough other men came to his rescue.
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BELIEVE IT OR NOT, THIS ARE THE 5 WEIRD THINGS IN MEN THAT WOMEN FIND ATTRACTIVE
1.Your smell
Yes a nice cologne works wonders, but your body odour can turn her on too. Research shows that a man's natural scent can turn a woman on in a matter of seconds. In fact, scientific experiments have shown that based on the smell of his tshirt alone, a woman can tell if she is attracted to him - without ever even seeing his face.
2.Your manners
It's a modern world, but old fashioned chivalry is alive and well in the dating and relationship scene. If you are rude or inconsiderate to a waiter on a date, she is likely to think you will be to her too. But if you show lovely manners not just to her, but those around you, she is more likely to drop her guard and let you in because she will consider you a decent guy. And if she drops her guard and warms to you socially, she's more likely to to warm to you in all ways if you follow my drift fellas.
3.Your feminine side
Does a woman love a hot, hard, chiseled sex machine? Yes! Does she think it's sexy if that macho man gives her a massage, rubs her feet, paints her nails or has a bath with her? Ooooh yes she does. Drop the tough guy vibe sometimes and be tender with her, do touchy feely activities together that pamper her or you both. Indulgence is sexy every once in awhile.
SEE ALSO:SHOCKING AND DISGUSTING DRESS CODES SPOITTED IN THE STREETS OF NAIROBI AFTER THE GOVERNMENT SUPPORT OF THE MY DRESS MY CHOICE CAMPAIGN!!
4.Your secrets
Most women find intimacy sexy. Tell her your secrets, share your heart, reveal your vulnerabilities and she doesn't think you're weak at all - she thinks you're strong, brave and most of all special and very sexy.
5.Your rhythm
Women love a guy who can dance. Can't dance? Go learn! You don't need to be able to sweep her off her feet, but holding a rhythm and not being shy to slow dance with her in the lounge, or step onto the dance floor with her when you're out on the town is super sexy to a woman whether it's a first date or a tenth anniversary together. Some say dancing is like making love dressed. So if you do it well, some women say there's nothing sexier!
CLICK HERE TO SEE A DISGRUNTLED YOUNG MAN SHARE PRIVATE PICS OF A JUBILEE MP'S WIFE HE HAD S3X WITH...SEE SHOCKING PICS!!
FIVE REASONS WHY I BELIEVE S3X IS ACTUALLY OVERRATED
Here are five reasons why getting sex is overrated, along with some insight into what’s missing when power enters the picture.
1. When sex is about power, intimacy is absent. If one partner is exercising power over the other, there can be no intimacy. The definition of intimacy is mutual vulnerability. Power makes one partner vulnerable while the other remains in control. Without intimacy, sex defaults to simple physical pleasure, which is physiologically but not psychologically satisfying. The true need for intimacy remains unmet.
2. When sex is something you strategize to get then brag about getting after the fact, it’s hard to enjoy the moment. If all your energy and effort goes into making something happen so you can tell people it happened so they will accept and respect you, that doesn’t say much about—or leave much for—the thing itself. Experiencing sex is about getting your partner to accept and respect you and accepting and respecting your partner. Getting sex instead of experiencing it cheats you out of the experience itself.
3. When sex is something you’re sharing with your posse instead of your partner, the story you need to tell controls the action. If you feel pressured to be able to tell your buddies that x, y, or z happened with your partner, you’re going to press your partner to do x, y, and z instead of letting actual lovemaking evolve. The story that makes you a man can’t be the one of the hours of foreplay you provided; it has to be the story of the particular pleasures you received.
4. When sex is something by which you measure yourself, you’re setting yourself up for failure. The dating scene is difficult, which is one reason hookup culture is so popular. It reduces the investment of time, effort, and money you need to expend to get sex, because intimacy, vulnerability, commitment, and even respect are not required. But pressure to perform generally doesn’t improve performance, either on the dating scene or in the bedroom. Our best performances occur when we are relaxed and confident, when we actually focus on the performance itself as opposed to the outcome. Experiencing sex is performance-based, while getting sex is outcome-based.
5. When sex is about your need for acceptance, you can’t meet your own needs—much less your partner’s—of intimacy and love. If your goal in getting sex is to be accepted and respected by your peers, you’re ignoring your own basic human needs of intimate companionship and love, and you’re ignoring your partner’s needs for those things as well. Think about it this way: if a huge part of sex is pleasure, who are you trying to please and why? Experiencing sex puts the focus where it belongs, on your relationship with your partner, instead of on your position on the totem pole with your peer group.
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SHOCKING AND DISGUSTING DRESS CODES SPOTTED IN THE STREETS OF NAIROBI AFTER THE GOVERNMENT SUPPORT OF THE MY DRESS MY CHOICE CAMPAIGN!!
After the government decided to protect the women against being stripped and sexually abused,the Nairobi ladies can now wear what they like without any fear of public humiliation and some of the outfits that have been spotted in the streets of Nairobi are quite shocking and to some extent disgusting.Check them out below;
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MUST READ FOR MEN:HERE ARE 5 SIMPLE BUT SPOT ON WAYS TO MAKE ANY WOMAN DROP HER PANTS FOR YOU!!
1. Eat It Good: While I didn’t create this I figure I’d get the common knowledge part out of the way. Eating pussy good is a sure fire way to have sex. Pull the panties to the side and start licking. Give her a preview of the tongue. Flick it up and down, suck on her clit, and if you have to stick your tongue in her if you have to, and make sure it’s good. She’ll be lifting her booty off the bed to allow you to slide off her panties and slide inside of her.
2. Be A Good Sucker: Women like sucking dick so if she’s sucking you off, make it extra pleasurable for her. Moan, make noise, tell her how good she’s doing. You can even go as far as saying you love her head! Shit you probably do. But just cool enough not to slip up and tell her you love her, even if you do. I’ve made it a rule never to tell a woman I love you during sex. Saying you love the sex is cool but saying I love you during sex just isn’t cool.
3. The Convo Cocktail: Great conversation is a great way to get a woman to drop her drawers especially when drinks are involved. To me I consider every conversation foreplay. Your word travel through her mind trying to garner a reaction, to uncover information that will allow you a glimpse at her soul. Because once you get that glimpse and she drops her drawers it is only then when the sex can be truly worth your wild.
4. Listen. Its one thing to hear her talk. It’s a whole other thing to comprehend the information and use it to your advantage.
5. Plan Your Dates. Women like a guy who can show her new things, a man whose in control and one who can keep her entertained. So plan on your date and if you’ve listened to her you can lay down a map that will have her dropping her panties in no time.
SEE SHOCKING REASONS WHY NAIROBI WOMEN DON'T WEAR PANTS
PRESIDENT OBAMA'S TEENAGE DAUGHTER HAVE GROWN TO BE VERY HOT AND BEAUTIFUL DAMSELS....CHECK THEM OUT!!
16 year old Malia and 13 year old Sasha Obama looked all grown and
beautiful as they stood next to their father, President Barrack Obama,
as he pardoned the National Thanksgiving Turkey at the White House on
November 26th. See pics below;
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WHAT A DISGRACE....CITIZEN TV'S SWAHILI NEWS ANCHOR CAUGHT PANTS DOWN STEALING AND PROSTITUTES TEACH HIM A BITTER LESSON!!!
A popular Citizen male TV swahili news anchor whose career has been embroiled in a-lot of controversies lately almost found himself in a cold police cell a few weeks ago.
The eloquent Swahili anchor, who is currently embattled in a child support battle, has been tapping his neighbour’s electricity without their knowledge and when they discovered his cunning tricks, they decided to report him to Kenya Power but when the technicians came to his apartment to sort out the issue, he bribed them to get out of the mess.
Apparently, he is so stingy that he never pays money for security and garbage collection like other tenants.
His neighbours say that he is a nuisance in the compound since he comes to home late and drunk and starts insulting them in the middle of the night.
Last week, he came home with a pr@st!tut3 and after exchanging fluids; she drugged him and vanished away with his valuables the following morning.
He also sneaks young university girls to his apartment and this is what made his wife divorce him.
As we are talking, his house risks being locked for failing to pay rent. He takes all his money to city prost!tut3s and young university girls.The lad simply needs prayers.
CLICK HERE TO SEE BIG BROTHER AFRICA HOT SHOTS HAVING S3X IN THE SHOWER
SHAME AS BIG BROTHER AFRICA CONTESTANTS SLAMMED FOR HAVING S3X IN THE SHOWER...SEE SHOCKING VIDEO!!!
The fans of BBa contestants have slammed them after a series of nudes
and other s3x videos leak online.These guys have been busted on several
occassions having s3x live on camera and it has beat the logic as to why
even in the first place do we air such immoral programmes in our
Television channels.The culture they are promoting is not african and
not educative socially or morally.Check some shocking pics below
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BIZZARE REASONS WHY KENYAN MEN DIE FOR WOMEN WITH BIG BOOTY AND WILL ALWAYS CHOOSE THEM!!
Kenyan men are the only ones in the world who think voluptuous women are the most attractive.They love and adore them,They turn their heads when they pass by.Check out why this men have their blood boiling when this women are around;
Here are the reasons:
1. They are Attractive
Some men love big butts and b**bs because it makes them attractive. Is like viewing a
car, the size means a lot to men, the bigger the hips the more attractive the woman is.
The way you dress is also a matter of concern as men feel voluptuous women look
more attractive in dresses than their counterparts.
2.They are Enticing
According to some men big but’ts and b00bs are enticing and excites them whenever
they see it. #team mafisi
3.Soft And Cushioned
Some Kenyan men actually like big but’ts and b00bs due to their texture. According to
them it’s soft and feels like cushion when you lie on top
4.They are Sexy
One of the reasons why some men actually love big but’ts and b00bs is because it’s
sexy
5. They are Fertile
This might come as a surprise but you will be shocked to know that, one of the reasons
why many men especially Kenyan men love big butts is because they believe women
with big butts or wider hips are more fertile than their slim counterparts.
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Friday, 28 November 2014
THE NANNY FROM HELL WHO WAS CAPTURED BRUTALIZING A BABY IN UGANDA FINALLY SPEAKS....SEE WHAT MADE HER DO IT!!
The maid from hell Jolly Tumuhiirwe was speaking from Luzira prison when she told Ugandaonline.net;
“My dad in Kabale was very sick and my mom did not have any money. I asked my bosses for some money to send to my dad but they told me that I hadn’t made a month yet and my father was dying, so it kept on haunting me. That is the more reason I referred the anger to the baby but I’m sorry.
"But that madam (Arnella’s mom) is not easy. She used to say that I
steal money from the clothes and Eric’s wallet, I eat the babies
food…and yet I can’t eat the food, I’m not a baby, those were all lies,
so, I was also not happy from my heart.”
“I feel guilty..ok when I was doing it I thought I was
disciplining the baby because also the mother sometimes slaps her, I
also saw from the mom. The torch I used was small and it’s not hard. I
think, I will never do it again”
Jolly’s experience of Prison
“It’s not good at all even my fellow prisoners don’t want to associate with me, they want to beat me up. In fact they were saying that I should join them in their rooms, nobody likes me and I’m feeling bad I will never do it again, I ask the world to forgive me and also tell the bosses who have maids to treat them well.”
Jolly’s experience of Prison
“It’s not good at all even my fellow prisoners don’t want to associate with me, they want to beat me up. In fact they were saying that I should join them in their rooms, nobody likes me and I’m feeling bad I will never do it again, I ask the world to forgive me and also tell the bosses who have maids to treat them well.”
CLICK HERE TO SEE SOCIALITE HUDDAH MONROE'S SHOCKING MINI-DRESS THAT MADE HER ALMOST GET STRIPPED!!!
THE FIVE CRAZIEST IMAGES TRENDING ONLINE TODAY THAT WILL LEAVE YOU IN STITCHES!!
2.When you try to strip size 8....this is what will happen
3.My love my problem
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4.Multi tasking at best
5.My dress my choice
CLICK HERE TO SEE SHOCKING REASONS WHY NAIROBI WOMEN HATE WEARING PANTS
JAGUAR IS NOW DATING THIS SUPER HOT YELLOW YELLOW TANZANIAN ACTRESS!!
Hitmaker Jaguar has gushed over Tanzanian actress, Irene Uwoya and
revealed he will be travelling to Tanzania just to see her. According to
reports the One Centimetre hitmaker
was speaking to Eatv’s E-News when he revealed that his trip in
December will not only be to see the actress but her parents as well.
Irene Uwoya on her part appeared to be playing by Jaguar’s book as she
jokingly revealed that indeed there were plans to get married. The two
clearly seem to have the hots for each other.
Here are some photos of Irene
FOR THE EYES OF MEN ONLY:YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT THIS HOT KAMBA LADY WAS BUSTED DOING IN HER KITCHEN!!
This hot kamba lady was in her kichen when she decided to teach some men a few moves that really left them in stitches and they fell for her.
check it out below;
SEE WAVINYA NDETI EXPOSE HER HUGE CAMEL TOE AND TOPPLES OVER TO EXPOSE HER FUNDAMENTOZ
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SHOCK IN HARARE AS A BIG SNAKE WITHDRAWS MONEY FROM AN ATM!!
The banks will do anything to deprive you of your money these days.
People trying to use this ATM in Gillingham, Dorset, must have thought things were being taken to another level, however, when they found a huge snake slithering across the cash machine.
Juliet Medland, who photographed the bizarre scene outside the One Stop shop, said the staff in the shop were aware of the snake but no of them wanted to touch it.
She said: ‘I was going to take some cash out, but went round when I saw the snake, I don’t like them.’
The RSPCA were called who arrived and caught the animal before it could do any harm, or make a withdrawal.
Reptile expert Nick Wadham identified it as a Chocolate Banana King snake, which are non-venomous and native to California.
However he warned that the snake, which only eat rats, have very sharp teeth and ‘should be handled properly.’
He said: ‘It looks like a really nice, healthy specimen. Someone somewhere is missing their pet.’
Maybe he was just angry because the machine swallowed his card?
A snake withdrew cash at Barclays ATM Angwa Street in Harare and entered into the car.
It is understood that the snake withdrew the cash and got into an ex-Japanese car which was parked by the ATM.
Social media has pictures of the snake and a crowd of onlookers. The owner of the car came and just
drove away leaving onlookers shocked as they gathered around the
SEE WHY NAIROBI WOMEN DON'T WEAR PANTS
EMBARRASSMENT GALORE:HEHEE POPULAR RADIO PRESENTER KICKED OUT BY THE GUY WHO CHIPS FUNGAD HER....WHAT A DISGRACE!!!
Just in case you don't know, 'chips funga' or 'take away' are phrases
used in Nairobi to refer to the loose women picked up by lustful men for
one night stands. Purely for s3x and no communication is supposed to
take place after that night unless otherwise. However, some chips fungas
might stick on the men especially the filthy rich ones and this was one
of them ,a popular radio presenter that had to be forcibly evicted hehe..
See shocking pics below;
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SHAMEFUL PICS: THIS CLUB MANAGER WAS BUSTED HAVING S3X WITH A MARRIED WOMAN IN HER CAR!!! WTH!
He is a manager is a popular club in Nairobi. They were busted 'in play'
in the married lady's car using the back seat as the bed. The lady is
very common in the area. It was shame and embarrassment as other
drunkards came to get the latest gossip with phones and cameras
recording every bit.
Here are some of the photos;
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PUHAHAAA WAVINYA NDETI EXPOSES HER HUGE CAMEL TOE AND TOPPLES OVER EXPOSING HER FUNDAMENTOZ...SEE PICS AND VIDEO!!
Former Kathiani MP decided to join the youth for a jig and toppled over,
necessitating her aides to have to rush to her side to help her up. Her
dressing was even more awkward as she exposed major camel toe! Check
out the photos and video below:
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THE LIST OF THE MOST DESIRABLE WOMEN IN NAIROBI WILL SURPRISE YOU...SEE DETAILS!!
The Nairobian’s fine-eyed panelists crafted longlists and shortlists that have been compressed into the last 10.
Nairobi’s most desirable woman has got beauty and brains; she is visible and vibrant; has confidence and charisma; is stylish and sexy; prosperous in whatever she does; and believes in her abilities.
Well, anybody who says the beautiful ones are not yet born has some thinking to do.
10. Caroline Ndung’u
There’s nothing better than a beautiful woman with balls — figuratively speaking of course. Caroline is all that and more. The East African Breweries Limited Group Marketing & Innovation Director is not only confident in her abilities, but also has the stunning looks that have seen her stand out from our crowded list of female corporate honchos.
Hmm, is it just us or does anybody else also feel like grabbing a Tusker, pronto!
9. Caroline Mutoko
No-nonsense. Confident. Successful. Inspirational. Beautiful. Etc. That’s Caroline Mutoko (don’t you dare call her Caro). She intimidates the ‘average guy’ because ‘average’ is not what she is. But, as our panelists found out, many Nairobian men rank her quite highly. Love or hate her, you cannot ignore the Kiss FM radio host.
8. Eve D’Souza
Her smooth voice graced the airwaves for years, as she hosted Hits not Homework on Capital FM. The graceful lady remains a respected and admirable figure, making heads turn whenever she passes.
SEE SHOCKING REASONS WHY NAIROBI WOMEN DON'T WEAR PANTS
7. Joy Doreen Biira
Once ranked the third ‘most sexy and brainy’ woman in Uganda by Elle Afrique magazine, the ‘yellow yellow’ KTN anchor no doubt brings joy to the screen. Indeed, nobody should blame the men for paying keener attention to business news whenever the nyabo (madam in Luganda) is on air. And there must be something about those eyes and the accent.
6. Brenda Wairimu
Ranked index number one at Mama Ngina Girls’ High School, Mombasa, you’d struggle to find a hotter and more hardworking actress in Nairobi. We aren’t about to tell you that she is dating award-winning gospel rapper Juliani. We just want you to know that the sex siren is on the top six of Nairobi men’s ‘lust list’.
Brenda beats Tanya to book a spot on our list.
5. Rachael Shebesh
If any man is woken up from deep sleep with the question, “who is the most desirable female legislator?” the answer is likely to be: Rachael Shebesh.
Men are immensely drawn to the Nairobi County Women Rep. Good looks combined with an aggressive style in a male-dominated ‘dirty game’ seem to have given her the ranking.
To make it to the list, Shebesh has beaten a strong challenge from newcomer Naisula Lesuuda to storm the Top Five.
4. Size 8
Whenever Linet Munyali aka Size 8 performs, men are left with mouths agape. Her transition from secular to gospel music does not seem to have diminished her popularity among men.
With a shape and face that feature in many men’s dreams, all we can say about the church girl is: Amen!
3. Linda Ogutu
The Nairobian broke a story on how a shouting match at a bar in Nairobi West Mall recently descended into fisticuffs after two grown men (presumably of sound mind) disagreed over which TV station to watch. One wanted the bartender to change channels to KTN Prime News while the other insisted on Citizen TV’s Live at 9. Actually the pro-KTN man kept shouting that he had to watch anchor Linda Ogutu.
We are not surprised. Linda is ultra-confident and well-endowed, making her beat formidable competitors on our shortlist, including Julie Gichuru, Lillian Muli, Anne Kiguta, Janet Mbugua and Victoria Rubadiri.
Psst, need we mention that most men prefer that she remains standing as she anchors the news!
2. Ngina Kenyatta
She first came to the public limelight during President Uhuru Kenyatta’s acceptance speech after the Supreme Court affirmed his election victory. Ngina stood out when the Kenyatta family got to the stage, and later created a lot of buzz online.
The beautiful young lady likes to have a good time with her friends and has in recent weeks been involved in charity work. Nonetheless, for a newcomer in the public limelight to be voted Number 2 is quite an achievement. Is it because she is the president’s daughter or is she her own woman, so to speak? Tell us.
1. Vera Sidika
Is her big butt fake? Fake skin colour? Is she a publicity hound? Why does she post suggestive selfies on social media? Is she a high-end prostitute? Does she own the cars and businesses she claims to have? Is she more popular than Huddah?
Well, the questions may go on and on, but one thing is for sure: Vera ‘Vee S Beiby’ has been listed by consensus as Nairobi’s most desirable woman (Note: Many women hate her; many men pretend not to like her)
Described as a ‘socialite’, and popular for her role in the You Guy video, the university student has a body to die for and seems to have crafted a strategy to ensure she stands out from the crowded concrete jungle
CLICK HERE TO SEE THE HIGH SCHOOL GIRL FINGERED IN A CLUB THAT MADE HER MOTHER COMMIT SUICIDE
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Nairobi’s most desirable woman has got beauty and brains; she is visible and vibrant; has confidence and charisma; is stylish and sexy; prosperous in whatever she does; and believes in her abilities.
Well, anybody who says the beautiful ones are not yet born has some thinking to do.
10. Caroline Ndung’u
There’s nothing better than a beautiful woman with balls — figuratively speaking of course. Caroline is all that and more. The East African Breweries Limited Group Marketing & Innovation Director is not only confident in her abilities, but also has the stunning looks that have seen her stand out from our crowded list of female corporate honchos.
Hmm, is it just us or does anybody else also feel like grabbing a Tusker, pronto!
9. Caroline Mutoko
No-nonsense. Confident. Successful. Inspirational. Beautiful. Etc. That’s Caroline Mutoko (don’t you dare call her Caro). She intimidates the ‘average guy’ because ‘average’ is not what she is. But, as our panelists found out, many Nairobian men rank her quite highly. Love or hate her, you cannot ignore the Kiss FM radio host.
8. Eve D’Souza
Her smooth voice graced the airwaves for years, as she hosted Hits not Homework on Capital FM. The graceful lady remains a respected and admirable figure, making heads turn whenever she passes.
SEE SHOCKING REASONS WHY NAIROBI WOMEN DON'T WEAR PANTS
7. Joy Doreen Biira
Once ranked the third ‘most sexy and brainy’ woman in Uganda by Elle Afrique magazine, the ‘yellow yellow’ KTN anchor no doubt brings joy to the screen. Indeed, nobody should blame the men for paying keener attention to business news whenever the nyabo (madam in Luganda) is on air. And there must be something about those eyes and the accent.
6. Brenda Wairimu
Ranked index number one at Mama Ngina Girls’ High School, Mombasa, you’d struggle to find a hotter and more hardworking actress in Nairobi. We aren’t about to tell you that she is dating award-winning gospel rapper Juliani. We just want you to know that the sex siren is on the top six of Nairobi men’s ‘lust list’.
Brenda beats Tanya to book a spot on our list.
5. Rachael Shebesh
If any man is woken up from deep sleep with the question, “who is the most desirable female legislator?” the answer is likely to be: Rachael Shebesh.
Men are immensely drawn to the Nairobi County Women Rep. Good looks combined with an aggressive style in a male-dominated ‘dirty game’ seem to have given her the ranking.
To make it to the list, Shebesh has beaten a strong challenge from newcomer Naisula Lesuuda to storm the Top Five.
4. Size 8
Whenever Linet Munyali aka Size 8 performs, men are left with mouths agape. Her transition from secular to gospel music does not seem to have diminished her popularity among men.
With a shape and face that feature in many men’s dreams, all we can say about the church girl is: Amen!
3. Linda Ogutu
The Nairobian broke a story on how a shouting match at a bar in Nairobi West Mall recently descended into fisticuffs after two grown men (presumably of sound mind) disagreed over which TV station to watch. One wanted the bartender to change channels to KTN Prime News while the other insisted on Citizen TV’s Live at 9. Actually the pro-KTN man kept shouting that he had to watch anchor Linda Ogutu.
We are not surprised. Linda is ultra-confident and well-endowed, making her beat formidable competitors on our shortlist, including Julie Gichuru, Lillian Muli, Anne Kiguta, Janet Mbugua and Victoria Rubadiri.
Psst, need we mention that most men prefer that she remains standing as she anchors the news!
2. Ngina Kenyatta
She first came to the public limelight during President Uhuru Kenyatta’s acceptance speech after the Supreme Court affirmed his election victory. Ngina stood out when the Kenyatta family got to the stage, and later created a lot of buzz online.
The beautiful young lady likes to have a good time with her friends and has in recent weeks been involved in charity work. Nonetheless, for a newcomer in the public limelight to be voted Number 2 is quite an achievement. Is it because she is the president’s daughter or is she her own woman, so to speak? Tell us.
1. Vera Sidika
Is her big butt fake? Fake skin colour? Is she a publicity hound? Why does she post suggestive selfies on social media? Is she a high-end prostitute? Does she own the cars and businesses she claims to have? Is she more popular than Huddah?
Well, the questions may go on and on, but one thing is for sure: Vera ‘Vee S Beiby’ has been listed by consensus as Nairobi’s most desirable woman (Note: Many women hate her; many men pretend not to like her)
Described as a ‘socialite’, and popular for her role in the You Guy video, the university student has a body to die for and seems to have crafted a strategy to ensure she stands out from the crowded concrete jungle
CLICK HERE TO SEE THE HIGH SCHOOL GIRL FINGERED IN A CLUB THAT MADE HER MOTHER COMMIT SUICIDE
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