Saturday, 11 October 2014
SHOCKING:POPULAR NAIROBI PASTOR CAUGHT PANTS DOWN WITH A WORSHIP LEADER IN HIS OFFICE......SHAMEFUL!!!
A renowned Nairobi pastor was caught pants down with a worship leader on Saturday evening in his mega church in Kenya’s capital city. Apparently, the said worship leader had gone to seek some “spiritual nourishment” when they started their s3xual escapade. According to sources, the flashy pastor, who finds it hard to zip up upon spotting anything in a skirt, has been having s3x with ushers and even high school girls in his office. But the married pastor’s proverbial forty days had finally reached and one of the church members caught the two pants down.
WHAT NAIROBI PROSTITUTES GO THROUGH AT NIGHT IS QUITE SHOCKING AND SAD.....SEE TOUCHING DETAILS!!!
Nairobi is an interesting place. Those who have been here for a long time can attest to that. Its Friday 6: 30 p.m. , the city is alive and bubbling. Ties hang loosely as both young and old Nairobi working class men file from their offices as they prepare to hit the clubs. The buttons on the ladies blouses, drop from 10th floor to Mezzanine 1 and the condom shoes are quickly replaced by World Business Center 4, 000 bob stiletto heels. Clubs, in a bid to attract the most patrons, turn up their music to levels that make the angels in heaven have to keep on re shuffling the furniture.
My girl Liz and I had just left the office sad. The boss had promised to pay us today and we were quite ecstatic about getting some money for the rave. Mr. Boss called from “ Industrial Area” at 6. His excuse? There was too much traffic to get back to town and we would have to wait till Monday for our Salaries. Come on sir! This is the third time you’ve used that one ! Lame!…. Is what I wanted to say but heck! I still needed my job. Other people seem to always have more fun when you are broke.
Java on Koinange street was packed and I almost put my face on the glass begging to be invited in. No one had called with a drinking plan and the only plot left was to go home, Kiambu. Joan and I walked into Mr. Price and all other fancy stores chilling for fare “ to go down” I had a sock in my purse and Joan had 80 bob 0r 70 I think. Just when we had gotten into the matatu, the call came. It was Fred, my friend. He wanted us to meet him at Winkers ! Who the hell goes to Winkers? I can tell you who does…broke people who have no money. “Shukisha wewe mjinga!” Liz shouted at the Conductor who had already instructed the driver to drive on when he heard us saying we wanted to get off. Abduction Nairobi style. The driver was adamant and didn’t stop until we got to Globe roundabout . That was after a heated exchange of words where if I can remember, someone-a woman I think- in the matatu said “Si uwashukishe dereva hawa ni wale Malaya wameitiwa kazi . Wacha wakaibe mabwana za wenyewe ”
OK Jesus! Nairobians are so frustrated they just jump into anything they can to help them forget about their troubles. Twenty minutes later, we were at Winkers sipping Cold Tuskers and drowning Tequilas, the matatu incident completely forgotten. Fred was with two other guys and a chic by his side. By the way I had the hots for Fred , just so you know! So, I sat there brooding jealously as Fred and the chic cuddled and made out. All these thanks to being broke. The two guys sat strategically so that one vibed Liz and the other bored me to death. I was really trying to listen to him but Fred and his chic were distracting me!
At one point, Fred who was short of change asked me for a hundred bob and promised to give it back before the end of the night. That is where all my problems began. At around 11 p. m. miss thaing’ had given Fred a hard on and the drink-till-morning- drunkard wanted to go ‘home’ (read wanted to go fuck that ugly weave off the lass) . When you have 100 hundred bob only in your pockets, believe you me its all you think about. So I remembered mine. “How about that sock,” I smiled trying to make it sound like it was nothing. “Errr…Njoro si you’ll give 500 bob tomorrow coz I don`t have change. I`ll give it back kesho,” Fred stammered eyeing the massive booty on his mama and winking at us. “No problem man,” Njoro (I know weird name) my man for the night said waving Fred off. 500 sock was good. Truly Jesus was with me tonight.
Friday, 10 October 2014
KTN'S SOPHIA WANUNA BUSTED SHAKING HER BOOTY IN STUDIO.....HEHEE SEE VIDEO!!!
KTN'S beautiful presenter Sophia Wanuna was recently caught off guard dancing and shaking her booty for the South African tune Oskido and Nameless's coming home..heheee,forget the serious face she always puts on,the lass can be fun.
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PRESIDENT UHURU CAUGHT LIVE ON CAMERA SLAPPING HIS SECURITY MAN....SEE VIDEO EVIDENCE!!!
The president was angered by the move by his security to allow someone to try to grab his hand leading an injury on him. The President who seemed to have been overruling his security is seen on a video throwing slaps at someone who is just in the midst of his closest protection personnel.
It is not clear what the President wanted but the President is seen being comforted by his deputy as he dismisses the staffer. Sources within the President’s protection unit however say that President Uhuru wanted the security to allow the man to greet him but the security were adamant that it was risky.
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ICHUNI GIRLS PRINCIPAL IN KISII COUNTY SUBJECTS STUDENTS TO INHUMANE ACTS AND LOCKS THEM IN CELLS FOR BREAKING SCHOOL RULES......SEE HORRENDOUS DETAILS!!!
Ichuni Girls principal from Kisii County is accused of confining students to cells she set up in the school. Some of her student victims claim to have been detained for days without a bath and with only breakfast and super a day.
A parent with a child at St Charles Lwanga Ichuni Girls Secondary School said that students who fell foul with the headteacher were locked up in the cells, sometimes for up to two weeks.
One of the cells has been named “Higher Chamber” and is used to detain girls who have committed offences deemed to be serious, such as failing examinations or buying sweets from across the school fence.
“Here, students can be stripped and water poured on the ground with the students being forced to sleep on the ground,” said the parent who requested not to be identified to save her child from victimisation.
“My daughter, who has undergone the inhumane treatment in the cells, tells me that they were being provided with meals twice a day; breakfast at 9am and dinner at 10pm.”
Up to nine students, the parent said, were being forced to share a mattress, meaning that those who failed to find space would sleep on the cold floor overnight.
“They are not allowed to shower,” the father said. “They are not allowed to go out except once at 10pm for long calls and then they are herded back.”
According to her, the “offenders” use paint cans the rest of the time.
In one instance, a student in detention developed an asthmatic attack.
“Those inside the cell had to bang the door forcing the night guard to intervene,” he said.
After the students have served time, their parents are required to send six bags of cement to the school as part of the punishment.
14 YEAR OLD SCHOOL BOY LOCKS A FEMALE TEACHER IN CLASS AND RAPES HER REPEATEDLY
A 14-year-old schoolboy has been jailed after he barricaded his teacher inside a classroom then laughed as he séxually assaulted her.
Desperate colleagues tried to break down the door when they heard the teacher screaming for help but could not stop the boy, now 15, from Wrexham.
Staff fought their way into the school's computer room and pulled the 'distressed and terrified' teacher to safety.
The teenager, who admitted séxual assault and was sentenced to four years’ youth detention, had put his hand up her skirt and forced himself on her.
Prosecutor Karl Scholz told Mold Crown Court: 'The teacher and the boy were in the classroom when he closed the door and snapped the latch shut.
'He told her he had things on his mind and took hold of her and hugged her.
'She managed to get away and wanted to leave the room but realised the door was locked.
'The schoolboy then put his hand up the teacher’s skirt and carried out a serious séxual assault on her.'
Mr Scholz said staff outside could hear their colleague scream and the boy laughing.
When they eventually got in the teacher was 'very distressed' and had a 'terrified' expression on her face.
Mold Crown Court court was told the teacher had been unable to return to work since the horrific school séx attack at the 700-pupil high school in North Wales.
Desperate colleagues tried to break down the door when they heard the teacher screaming for help but could not stop the boy, now 15, from Wrexham.
Staff fought their way into the school's computer room and pulled the 'distressed and terrified' teacher to safety.
The teenager, who admitted séxual assault and was sentenced to four years’ youth detention, had put his hand up her skirt and forced himself on her.
Prosecutor Karl Scholz told Mold Crown Court: 'The teacher and the boy were in the classroom when he closed the door and snapped the latch shut.
'He told her he had things on his mind and took hold of her and hugged her.
'She managed to get away and wanted to leave the room but realised the door was locked.
'The schoolboy then put his hand up the teacher’s skirt and carried out a serious séxual assault on her.'
Mr Scholz said staff outside could hear their colleague scream and the boy laughing.
When they eventually got in the teacher was 'very distressed' and had a 'terrified' expression on her face.
Mold Crown Court court was told the teacher had been unable to return to work since the horrific school séx attack at the 700-pupil high school in North Wales.
Thursday, 9 October 2014
CRAZIEST MEME:RUTO BEGS UHURU TO GIVE HIM ONE MORE DAY IN OFFICE AFTER COMING BACK FROM HAGUE.....HEHEHEEE HILARIOUS!!!
President Uhuru's return from the Hague and created two of the craziest memes ever! Check them out for yourself below hehehe... Absolute madness..
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CIKU MUIRURI CAN'T KEEP HER LEGS TOGETHER BECAUSE OF THIS DUTCH COP AT THE HAGUE !!!
As others were glued on the screen for the other day's ICC status conference, former radio queen Ciku Muiruri's eyes were on a particular cop who was at work trying to calm down Sonko and his followers. Through facebook she posted a photo of the cop and posted her thoughts. As expected, men were on Ciku's case but the female folk couldn't agree more;
Lilian Kwamboka Mokeira This cop can stop me anytime he wants..i will oblige
Muchemi Cabueh Ciku hama kenya,u bhve like apa kenya hakuna wanaume
Charlie Ngats Carlitos Funny how african women think white men are hot yet their women think African men have ‘what it takes’
Kagendo Kubai That handsomeness is a panty dropper
Monix Chege Ule Sonko oh yea, he can arrest me anytime…hawt
Check him out at close range below;
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SHAMEFUL AS TWO FEMALE TEACHERS ARE CAUGHT FIGHTING IN THE STAFFROOM OVER A FORM FOUR STUDENT!!!
A local secondary school staffroom was last week turned into a boxing ring when two jealousy female teachers were caught fighting physically .It was so embarrassing as the two exposed their privates for fellow teachers and students to see as they tried to separate them.
Sources indicate that the bone of contention was that they had a disagreement over a very handsome form four boy they are both eyeing.This has brought bad energy in that staff room and a very awkward situation among students towards teachers.
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Sources indicate that the bone of contention was that they had a disagreement over a very handsome form four boy they are both eyeing.This has brought bad energy in that staff room and a very awkward situation among students towards teachers.
MISS BIG BOOTY CORAZON KWAMBOKA EXPOSES HER UGLY AND BADLY SHAPED LEGS.....SHE EQUALLY HATES THEM!!!
Bootyfull socialite Corazon Kwamboka recently decided to come clean on what she finds the least sexiest part of her body and it is her legs. Shocked social media users directed all sorts of insults but she played cool.
She posted the following pics and captioned the .."I Love My Body, I Hate My Legs . .."
Wednesday, 8 October 2014
KAA PHOTOGRAPHERS UPLOAD ON THEIR FACEBOOK PAGE EMBARRASSING PHOTOS OF UNZIPPED PRESIDENT UHURU KENYATTA
KAA photographers were embarrassed for uploading photos of unzipped president Kenyatta when he was boarding kq flight.They went ahead and uploaded them on their facebook page but most people who commented on the photos urged them to pull them down which off course they did.Check them out below;
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FORMER RADIO QUEEN CAROLINE MUTOKO REVEALS THE LOVE OF HER LIFE,THE MAN SHE IS GONNA MARRY......FIND OUT!!!
Caroline mutoko formerly of Kiss Fm took to Facebook to confess her lover for a man that has been in her life for three months now. Here is what she had to pen;
"I have a confession to make.
There's this....shall we say.....person..ish, whose been in my life for about 3 months now and I can profess boldly, that I am in-love.
Let's call him "S".
I carry "S" with me, everywhere I go. "S" is sooo portable.
I even sleep next to "S"... yeah I said it. We sleep together.
I never Kiss and tell but with "S"... I must, because
S is smart
S is resourceful
S is elegant
S is sharp, brighter, vibrant ....
Ohhhh, everyone and every girl should have an "S".
I shall introduce you to "S" at 9:30pm tonight."
Tuesday, 7 October 2014
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SO NOW BOOTYLICIOUS CORAZON IS HIV POSITIVE......SEE SHOCKING DETAILS!!!
The bootylicious lady claims that out-going Kenyatta University Secretary General, Ephraim Wainaina, raped her after lacing her drink with drugs.
The shameless guy didn’t use protection and ended up infecting the poor lady with HIV. To add salt to the injury, he also made her pregnant.
Below is the expose Corazon posted just to warn other ladies that Ephraim will lead them into their early graves.
"ATTENTION:
MY NAMES; CORAZON WANJA 21 a 2nd year at KU
i met this guy called Ephraim wainaina at kenyata university church. he is a student leader the outgoing secretary general of KUSA at KU...in this case let me call him Sex General.
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UNBELIEVABLE:MEET 5 HOLLYWOOD CELEBRITY VIRGINS AND THEY ARE SO PROUD OF THAT!!!
Carrie Underwood
American Idol favorite Carrie Underwood told Slate way back in 2007 that she was waiting until marriage to have sex. If this stayed true, she married hockey player Mike Fisher when she was 26 years old.
Lolo Jones
Track star Lolo Jones might be one of Dancing With the Stars most pouty faced and angry contestants (I think it's because she's so competitive), but she's also a virgin at 32. If it makes her happy, then good for her.
Adriana Lima
It may be shocking to some that Adriana Lima, sexy Victoria's Secret model, was a virgin until the age of 27 when she married basketball player Marko Jaric. The couple were together for five years and have two kids, but have now split up.
Kevin Jonas
All the Jonas brothers wore purity rings back in the day, but our favorite Jo Bro is Kevin Jonas who waited until he was married to Danielle Delease to do the deed. And then he famously said how sex wasn't worth the wait. Ouch! It seems he's liking it more since he's still happily married.
Jessica Simpson
Back when she was just 12 years old, Jessica Simpson's dad Joe gave her a purity ring. Raised Baptist, Jessica vowed to remain a virgin until marriage and that she did. She wed Nick Lachey when she was 22 and he was her first. That marriage didn't last, but her vow of purity before her wedding day did.
ANDREW MBUGUA FORMER MASENO UNIVERSITY STUDENT WINS COURT BATTLE TO CHANGE HIS NAME TO AUDREY!!!!
While in Maseno University, he was Andrew Mbugua, a very bright BioMedical Sciences student. But now 'she' is Audrey Mbugua. He changed his gender from male to female and wants to be recognised as a 'she'. She is now a transgender activist and she has won the battle 'she' took to court with the Kenya National Examinations Council.
KNEC has now been ordered to mend Andrew’s certificate to Audrey Mbugua and not to include the gender section in the certificate.
NAIJA'S SEXY ACTRESS INI EDO'S IN-LAWS SPILLS THE UGLY AND SHOCKING DETAILS AS TO WHY SHE DIVORCED HER HUSBAND!!!
Following the respond Nollywood actress posted on her twitter page confirming her marriage break up with her husband of 5 years and saying she never cheated on him, the relatives of her ex-husband have responded to her claims,saying she is not just a liar but also a serial cheat….
A close family source who is related to Phillip spoke to to Pulse.ng on the condition of anonymity:
Ini Edo should shut up about the marriage crash because with the way she is going by trying to paint Phillip as the wrong party, we may be forced to open her can of worms and it will not be palatable to her and her career.
I can tell you that Ini Edo is a serial cheat who played the field behind her husband’s back for the duration of their marriage. Is she going to deny she was dating one Island big boy whose girlfriend organised her friends to beat her up and injured her?
BIG MAMA CAUSES A SCENE IN KISII BUS STATION WITH HER NATURAL BIG ASSETS AND SHE WORE A SEE THROUGH DRESS.....TOUTS WENT CRAZY!!!!
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