(1).DO NOT come in close proximity to the man’s house if you are observing your monthly emissions of haemoglobin.
Try telling a man that you are on your periods before coming to visit him and you will be met with a text “can we postpone this please,my uncle just got struck by lightning”…on a sunny hot day. Periods are the closest form of Ebola men can relate to not only because both involve emission of blood, but also for the fact that both limit “touching”.
(2).The Agenda of your visit.
When you are heading to the man’s house, please understand that the voyage from your residence to his habitat has got nothing to do with watching a movie in unison or teaching him how to cook, …you are simply escorting the real Guest of honor (that is your pelvic areas) to his residence….
(3).When you visit a man’s house, he will express the interest to copulate.
That is a must. This can be done in subdued mannerisms like suggestive utterances e.g. “You sure have bright future behind you”, “If you feel the pillow is not comfortable, you can rest on my chest” or directing his hands to strategic zones of your body. I say strategic zones because you will never find a man caressing your elbow no matter how exposed it is.
(4).Once the man has initiated suggestion and hints pointing to mating desires, you are expected to comply in appreciation to the fact that that he has secured an enclosed habitat to facilitate intimacy.
(2).The Agenda of your visit.
When you are heading to the man’s house, please understand that the voyage from your residence to his habitat has got nothing to do with watching a movie in unison or teaching him how to cook, …you are simply escorting the real Guest of honor (that is your pelvic areas) to his residence….
(3).When you visit a man’s house, he will express the interest to copulate.
That is a must. This can be done in subdued mannerisms like suggestive utterances e.g. “You sure have bright future behind you”, “If you feel the pillow is not comfortable, you can rest on my chest” or directing his hands to strategic zones of your body. I say strategic zones because you will never find a man caressing your elbow no matter how exposed it is.
(4).Once the man has initiated suggestion and hints pointing to mating desires, you are expected to comply in appreciation to the fact that that he has secured an enclosed habitat to facilitate intimacy.
Do you know how many people achieve copulation in bushes at the mercy of nature’s elements and passersby?
(5).When a man summons you to come to his crib in the morning/afternoon hours, my dear ladies, after fulfilling your obligations, by 6pm you should have been gone
(5).When a man summons you to come to his crib in the morning/afternoon hours, my dear ladies, after fulfilling your obligations, by 6pm you should have been gone
…and please keep time because you don’t know how many people living in that house had to go for exile for you guys to exchange pleasures and they are about to come back. If he summons you to come from 8PM onwards…do not attempt to leave at 9 or 10pm because your pelvic areas will be on night shift attending to his gonads… listen, If you don’t want to copulate, don’t go..but the moment you enter the door of his house, men assume that you have willingly brought the guest of honor. That is not a public bench where you relax and leave as you wish!! Now you know
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